Tuesday, 27 December 2016

“I Didn’t Know My Wife Was A Lesbian” (Love Story)


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Moses and May were the quintessential lovebirds. Among their close circle of friends, these two were nicknamed the M&M couple.

They met for the first time in the school library. The meeting was an accidental one because May bumped into Moses as she rushed out to meet up with a lecture. As he bent to gather his books and scripts that lay scattered all over the library floor, Moses mumbled under his breath, “If I did this to you, I would never hear the end of it.”

“I am truly sorry,” May apologised as she bent down to help him. “I have a 12 0’clock class with Professor Ben.”   At the mention of Professor Ben, Moses understood the purpose of the rush.

Professor Ben was the dreaded statistics lecturer at the Metropolitan Polytechnic.  Students called him, ‘the one minute professor’ because he only allowed one minute grace after entering the class for any late coming or distraction.

“You have just 10 minutes before Professor one-minute enters his class.  For God’s sake, leave these papers and run along. I don’t want to be responsible for your failure,” Moses yelled at May.  His last statement was annoying and she would have given him a piece of her mind but she rushed past him, telling herself that she would remind him later, that nobody can make May fail in anything.

The two did not meet again until during convocation. Coincidentally, they were both top flight students and both received prizes for excelling in their various fields.  While May emerged the best student in her department, Moses sailed to the top as the best overall student in the school.

On their way back from the podium with their certificates and laurels, May heard somebody whisper, “I see you made it to the statistics class after all; thanks to me.” She turned and realised it was Moses. Her anger came unglued then and she sneered back.  “Listen, you arrogant fool. Just because you attempted to act like a gentleman and prevented me from picking up your books does not make you anything other than what you are....” she began but he did not allow her to finish.

“What am I?” he asked, goading her, clearly enjoying her agitation and the look on her face.

“You are arrogant, a fool and you don’t know anything,” she finished.

Moses replied: “I would have believed your judgement, but unfortunately, that is not what my certificate says. You know, you look cute when you are angry. I would love to see you angry more often.”

They met again a few years later. May worked as a front desk officer in a commercial bank and Moses was a management trainee at an oil company.  He had gone to May’s bank for some transactions and met her.

 “Hi May, you are here!” Moses exclaimed on seeing her. “Moses,” she called his name and he did not miss the excitement in her voice.  “You sound as if you are happy to see me,’’ he observed.  “Well, that is because I have been wondering where my arrogant school mate disappeared to. Maybe I missed your cockiness,” May told him.

“I am  sorry, May.  Look, allow me to make up for all the annoying things I did to you.  How about lunch? Please,” he pleaded and she agreed.

Their relationship progressed after that meeting into a steady love affair and after two years of courtship, they got married.

Moses could never have suspected his beautiful wife had a secret until five years into their blissful union.
·     To be continued

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